How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 2 & 3

Day 2

My Trailer Trash Buds

My Trailer Trash Buds

i arrived at Camp David (Hasselhoff) late in the afternoon and hooked up with a triplet of Buds from the trailer. After that, there was only enough time for a couple of immigrants.

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

Drink Log

  • 3 Budweisers
  • 2 Coronas

Day 3

Day 03

i started off in the Bush, stretching four across the afternoon, before Camp David (Hasselhoff) was besieged by Mexicans who put me in charge of the bar. Yeah, right. Me as bartender… Hmm. It’s kinda like, i dunno:

  • A pedophile as middle school principal
  • An arsonist as fire-chief
  • George Dubya as President

Following that debacle, all i could do was wine. My hypnoSis and i wined so much we killed a Little Penguin.

A Bush in the Hand

A Bush in the Hand

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Box Wine

Note the Name of the Wine: "Red Wine"--Klassy with a Capital 'K'

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Drink Log

  • 4 Busch Lights
  • 2 Margaritas
  • 6 glasses of red wine (box ‘Red Wine’ and Little Penguin Merlot)

3 thoughts on “How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 2 & 3

  1. You are klever with a capital K! “hypnoSis” LOL.

    “Me as bartender… Hmm. It’s kinda like, i dunno:
    A pedophile as middle school principal
    An arsonist as fire-chief
    George Dubya as President”

    Heh heh heh heh!! True, dat.

    I’m glad that you kept the log, as I have spoken to you, too. You know, it would be interesting if you added up ALL of the drinks this summer, their caloric and alcohol content totals, and looked at what your BAC would have been with each of these days. Mostly as I am curious about numerical values that way, lol. But really, to put it all in a spreadsheet and add up just how many beers and glasses of wine were consumed in total would be interesting, just from the standpoint of what quantity there is, how to translate that into different terms, like caloric and/or BAC percentages.

    Mostly, this all just makes me miss Camp David, which for me is more like Camp _____ (when trying to get klever inspiration for my own camp name, I googled “famous camps” and of course what came up first were Auschwitz and Dachau, *snort* Not really a laughing matter, but there is a sort of sick way in which that is funny. No, not a concentration camp like that, but yes, in terms of concentrating on how to keep my own balance when you are in the stumble stage — you know, tripping on your feet and your words as the BAC goes up).

    Camp David is beautiful and relaxing. Yes, sometimes filled with a bit of drama as large family gatherings are wont to do, but I have to say it was just as much fun sober (this year) as not (last year).

    BTW, as a total side note, I found this interesting article when I was googling about “wives of famous alcoholics.” http://www.shanemacgowan.com/articles/victoria.shtmlhttp://www.shanemacgowan.com/articles/victoria.shtml

    Yeah, it could be a LOT worse. For sure.

    • Thanks for the props on the writing!

      As for all the grand totals, it sounds like tons of work, babe. Maybe it’s something we could do together so i don’t stay prisoner to the ‘puter in the evenings.

      i saved the link and can’t wait to read it a little later. Right now i just want to finish the re-comments so i can join you on the sofa bed!

      • Yeah, I just noticed what you were saying about the link. I’ve noticed that when copying and pasting links, it has been double-pasting sometimes. Not sure if this is a keyboard issue or what, but I see what’s up. Anyway, I am glad you joined me on the sofa even if I kept falling asleep during the Friends re-runs. 🙂 It felt very cosy and nice. 🙂

        I think on a spreadsheet it would be super simple to do the totals, actually. Not that hard at all. Definitely we could do that together!

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