i arrived at Camp David (Hasselhoff) late in the afternoon and hooked up with a triplet of Buds from the trailer. After that, there was only enough time for a couple of immigrants.
- 3 Budweisers
- 2 Coronas
i started off in the Bush, stretching four across the afternoon, before Camp David (Hasselhoff) was besieged by Mexicans who put me in charge of the bar. Yeah, right. Me as bartender… Hmm. It’s kinda like, i dunno:
- A pedophile as middle school principal
- An arsonist as fire-chief
- George Dubya as President
Following that debacle, all i could do was wine. My hypnoSis and i wined so much we killed a Little Penguin.
- 4 Busch Lights
- 2 Margaritas
- 6 glasses of red wine (box ‘Red Wine’ and Little Penguin Merlot)