Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Reviews of Movies–Ratings Guide

This is a short companion (like Tattoo in Fantasy Island) to my Booze Revooze.

Rating System

The first thing you’ll notice is that, rather than stars, i’ve chosen to assign ‘shots’ to the films.

Here’s what that means in real life:

5 Shots (Killer)

4 Shots (Strong Stuff)

3 Shots (Sweet)

2 Shots (Weak)

1 Shot (Piss)

Half shots are also available.

Sections

Ramblings

A brief review of the film in general. It’ll also contain the Final Proof (my overall rating). No Buzz Kills will be included in this section.

Buzz Kills

Spoilers. Here i’ll review the film according to specific criteria: Sex, Drinks, and Rock & Roll. Each subsection will get an individual proof rating.

Sex: Comments about sex / nudity / hotties in my nutshell.

Drinks: Comments about drinkers / drinking / alcohol in the film.

Rock & Roll: Not just the music to the movie, but the whole ‘rock and roll attitude’ of the thing.

Slurred Speeches

Quotes from the film that relate directly to alcohol and drinking.

Bottom Line

The final verdict: See It or Don’t See It.

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