Mug Shot: Tawny Kitaen

Mug Shot: Tawny Kitaen

Mug Shot: Tawny Kitaen

Who Is She?

She played Tom Hanks fiancée in 1984’s Bachelor Party and married Whitesnake’s lead singer David Coverdale in ’89. Amazingly–and bucking the trend of short-lived rock-ho’ marriages–their union lasted a whole two years, all the way until 1991. Since then, she’s been in nothing other than jail and the National Enquirer. “Jail” ’cause in 2002 she was arrested for beating up her husband, a major league baseball player–i always knew baseball was for fags–and in November 2006 when police found coke (the kind you snort, not sip,  through a straw) in her home.)

In case you were feeming for Whitesnake, here’s a song from the Juice-Box. (Be sure to turn it up, the intro is quiet.)

In case you’re a guy, here are some sexy Tawny Kitaen pictures:

Teen Tawny

Teen Tawny

Hot Wet Bikini Pic

Hot Wet Bikini Pic

What Happened?

Yesterday (Saturday September 26, 2009), Tawny was pulled over in Newport Beach Cali on suspicion of Driving Under the Influence. She was released on $2,500 bail.

Why She Deserves a Mug Shot

Other than the excuse it gives me to look up pictures of the Kitten on the Net, she took part in Celebrity Rehab less than a year ago. Looks like Doctor Drew a blank. Minus one for rehab, plus one for the Bar None. i scored with TK!

4 thoughts on “Mug Shot: Tawny Kitaen

  1. “In case you’re a guy, here are some sexy Tawny Kitaen pictures”

    Hey nowwww, let’s not exclude the girls who don’t mind or even enjoy looking at other girls! Let’s not be discriminatory on this blog!

    ‘Course, what I was noticing about the first photo was how much I liked her outfit, lol, the pretty camisole & how nice it looks with the long strand of pearls. Very vintage 1980s lingerie-look! Sexy, but understated & hiding just enough to make it look tantalizing.

    That’s how girls see it.

    I’m sure the dudes are all “Ooooh. I think I can see part of her tittle through the lacy stuff on that thing she’s wearing.” Haha.

    Poor Tawny. *sigh* I sure wonder why some souls choose to take this kind of a route. I guess, yeah, it’s all about the learning and one might learn a lot from these kinds of experiences. But no real learning comes out of repeated experiences with the same results, yanno? There’s only real learning when one can say, “Okay, I tried that, it was not so much fun, let’s try something else.” But hey. She’s gotta walk her path…

    You know, I wonder if she was named after one of my very favorite children’s books. It’s called “The Tiny Tawny Kitten” and was written by Barbara Hazen in –oh whoops, wait, 1969. TK was born in ’61 huh.

    Anyway, here’s a link to the book, and sheesh! I could sell my copy for 8 bucks?!?

    It was a Little Golden Book I loved to hear over and over at bedtime when I was 2-3 years old…

    • Hey Maverick,

      Thanks for stopping by the Bar None! Pull up a chair, make yourself at home and what can i get you to drink?

      My fiancée, Miss D (did i mention she’s my fiancée?), can be spotted with the greatest of irregularities at the Bar None’s Facebook Page.

      Thanks for patronizing me, brother,

      Al K Hall

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