Oct 3: Photographer Spencer Tunick took pictures of naked people in a French vineyard to highlight global warming. If he really thinks the world is too hot, he shouldn’t have used bare ass naked people. He shoulda taken pictures of the old people from Cocoon playing cribbage. If you wanna see boobs in groups, Google “Spencer Tunick Images”.
Oct 6: The poor Australians have to drink a case (24) of beers a day at the Bathurst 1000. i say ‘poor’ because they want to drink more, lots more, but the law won’t let them.
29 Sept: It was in last week’s paper so i only just saw this. A French guy drank 7.5 liters (15 half-liter bottles) of beer before he got on the tourist bus–as the driver. Why did the cops pull him over? Was he swerving? Weaving? Speeding? Nope, he was on his cell phone. Bet it was for phone sex.
Oct 9: Police arrested a 63-year-old North Carolina man because he had 929 gallons of moonshine buried under his shed. i’m holding my breath for a fire sale.