Mug Shot of the Week: Stephanie Pratt

I'm a Pratt!

I'm a Pratt!

Who Is She?

Your guess is as good as mine. Oh goody, Wiki to the rescue. So, in a nutsack, there was this one MTV reality show called Laguna Beach (‘member Jason Wahler?) and some chick named Lauren Conrad spun off that series ’cause y’all are all about the spoiled lives of privileged teens living in Los Alcoholics. So, while wasted youth is hanging on the balance of Lauren Conrad’s destiny, Stephanie Pratt is hanging onto Lauren Conrad. In an even nuttier sack, Stephanie is a 23-year-old, ex bulimic, wannabe tailcoat rider.

What Happened?

In the wee hours of Sunday, October 18, Stephanie left a party for some babe named Holly Montag–and no, i’m not gonna google her. There’s only so much two dimensional surfing i can do in one night without my brain imploding. Anyway, Pratt hopped in her car and dutifully cruised past a cruiser that had been lying in wait after watching her slosh when she walked to her vehicle. She was busted for DUI and booked in Van Nuys, only to be released on $5,000 bail later. The trippy part is, according to TMZ, while the cops were cuffing her, some bystanders started snapping photos which pissed off other people standing by and a mini-riot ensued.

Why She Deserves A Mug Shot

i’ll tell you why and you’re not gonna need to take notes to get it all–> ‘Cause she’s cute. Well, cuter than most of the DUIs i have to pin up with in here. (Did you see her Mug Shot at the top? Either she’s got a meth breakout or the cops ate her caked on makeup glaze for dessert after the donuts ran out.)

Upskirt

Upskirt

Downblouse

Downblouse

"Hey, Lauren Conrad, Check Out My Boobies."

"Hey, Lauren Conrad, Check Out My Boobies."

8 thoughts on “Mug Shot of the Week: Stephanie Pratt

  1. Hmmm. Remember LUG’s (lesbian until graduation) who wanted to get hot and nasty without all of the complications that frat boys bring (like “stolen” sex tapes on the internet)? I wonder if this is related to the current Hollywood Bi-girl wave or if under all of the fakeness that is Hollywood, it has found an honesty in its hedonism that is sorely lacking in the rest of the world (of course it is always easier to be lez with a Hollywood hottie, right?)

    As far as who Heidi Montag is, my only answer is someone on the link list (on the right) of one of my fav celeb sites http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=136 (for all you really need to know about Montag) Lauren is there, but not Stefenie.

  2. Hunrh.

    She actually has a website: here

    I note that posts stop on October 16, lol.

    Oh it’s really hard to find it in me to comment more than this, lol. I am not familiar with her. I’ve heard of The Hills because I have first cousins about 20 years younger than me. Stephanie was born the year I graduated from high school, lol.

    I’m just too old to care, really. Like Ken, though, “I wonder if this is related to the current Hollywood Bi-girl wave or if under all of the fakeness that is Hollywood, it has found an honesty in its hedonism that is sorely lacking in the rest of the world.”

    Good way to put it…

    • Hmm, Babe. Your links aren’t linking…

      “Oh it’s really hard to find it in me to comment more than this, lol.”

      Babe! “Either she’s got a meth breakout or the cops ate her caked on makeup glaze for dessert after the donuts ran out.” C’mon, that deserves at least a high five!

    • AND… if you don’t care to google these people, don’t bother blogging about them, cause your info is very wrong.

      • Danielle,

        Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by The Bar None and leave a note in the suggestion box. Anyone here will be happy to tell you just how seriously i take these little comments. Pull up a stool, make yourself at home and what can i get you to drink?

        A couple things, though.

        1) i don’t actually state anywhere in the article that the mugshot was from her drunk driving arrest. i simply state that it is a mug shot of Stephanie and that she was arrested for drunk driving.

        2) i’m sorry that you came to a site called “Diary-a of a Chronicle Drinker” looking for vetted sources and professional journalism. i don’t know what i did wrong to give anyone the impression that i actually knew what the fuck i was doing.

        3) What information, exactly, did i give that was wrong? Other than your erroneous statement about the mugshot, you give no arguments to support your accusations.

        Thanks for patronizing me,

        Al K Hall

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