My Lesbians’ Message Is After The Photos
Here are my Lipstick Lesbians (i have their permission to post these photos, so i’m goin’ for it):
People in AA will NEVER give you this sh*t.
i Al K Hall, your FASe, am going above and beyond what the rest of the world could bring. Look, i could be on the wagon and spending all my time telling you what not to do, but has AA hooked you up with photos of lipstick lesbians kissing? Does being off the wagon mean you can’t get into two HOT lesbians in their 20’s? Does not drinking mean you’re immune to the idea of young lesbians kissing?
There is a message other than: DON’T DRINK AND BE SAFE. The message is: DRINK AND HAVE FUN.
It is possible, you know.
i now give the floor to my lesbians. [i have not edited their message because they’re cute when they’re buzzed.]
So, this is Dani and Melinda speaking….now that we are all a bit tipsy Al isn’t able to post…but we are! Because we have our American keyboard, not this squirelly French Keyboard.
SO! What to talk about, as Al’s lesbians….hmmmm…we just spent a significant amount of time educating Al […] about what Lesbian sex IS. We tried to teach all the things that any man should know about the lady body[…]. Let’s see, what are some of those tips:
1. Wait til it’s WET! Just do it. Don’t do the lick finger/hand thing, keep playing with the clit and rest of body until you have appropriate wetness. Don’t just dive in.
2. Scissoring exist, yes…but don’t think that Mr. Garison is the epideomy of lesbian sex. There is so much more to lesbian sex than the scissor.
3. The clit is almost MORE important than the vagina. But the whole body and the brain is the most important sex organ! Lots of kissing. Listen to the body, yada yada
4. Fisting shouldn’t really be enacted until you’ve got an older woman, maybe one that’s had a kid. And if you DO decide to do it, start with a finger…go to two, three and four, BUT don’t slam them in. The knuckles are a huge step, take it easy!
So thats the lessons we imparted on Al […]….stay tuned for more Al K Hall’s advice in the future!
Yeah, like i coulda made that up.