1. Bocce Ball
The first boozer sport. Invented by ancient Aztec alkies so they could get their drink on while exercising. Or something.
Proof that rednecks are descendant from ancient Aztecs.
Sure it’s a sport, the men got those developed bellies.
Drinking even improves your performance.
The only sport where you can drink and Drive.
Sometimes all you catch is a buzz.
7. Canoeing / Rafting
Not kayaking, though—there’s no place for a cooler.
Yes. It’s a sport. Chuttup!
The danger factor is an added bonus.
10. Bar Hopping / Pub Crawling
Like you didn’t know this was coming.
An Al K Hall (Functional Alcoholic Slurperson of the D-Generation) Top Ten List