10 Sports You Can Do While Drinking (A Top 10 Lips)

1. Bocce Ball

The first boozer sport. Invented by ancient Aztec alkies so they could get their drink on while exercising. Or something.

Bocce drinking

Check Out The Wuss Drinking From A *Glass*

2. Horseshoes

Proof that rednecks are descendant from ancient Aztecs.

Horseshoes

Yeah, Like You Needed Proof

3. Bowling

Sure it’s a sport, the men got those developed bellies.

Bowling

Ball Handlers

4. Darts

Drinking even improves your performance.

Darts Strip

An Extra Challenge? Strip Darts!

5. Golf

The only sport where you can drink and Drive.

golf sexy drunks

Swingers

6. Fishing

Sometimes all you catch is a buzz.

Fishing

What Does He Do If He Actually Catches Something?

7. Canoeing / Rafting

Not kayaking, though—there’s no place for a cooler.

Rafting

Mmmmm, Water Sports

8. Croquet

Yes. It’s a sport. Chuttup!

Croquet

My Wicket's All Sticky

9. Jarts

The danger factor is an added bonus.

Jarts

Whoa! Watch The Tip, Babe!

10. Bar Hopping / Pub Crawling

Like you didn’t know this was coming.

Bar Hopping

First You Hop, Then You Crawl

An Al K Hall (Functional Alcoholic Slurperson of the D-Generation) Top Ten List

7 thoughts on “10 Sports You Can Do While Drinking (A Top 10 Lips)

  1. Totally fun. Witty, clever. Al at his best. đŸ™‚ Again, not just sayin’ that. I mean, dearest, my attraction to you and one of the biggest reasons I am with you is because of this ability you have to write this way. Think about it: you have someone hot like me in your life, and there have to be reasons why. Your writing is one of them, eh?

    Okay, whattup with the photo in number 7? LOL — alcohol impairs judgement and if you drink you might just wind up kissing fish. (????) Hilarious finds with the photo accompaniment to this post!!

    XOXO
    Miss D

    • i plan on doing a whole blog post about beer pong. i’ve never tried it, but it looks like my kind of sport.

      If anyone has any advice, i’m all beers.

      Al K Hall

    • Hi there, Lieberman,

      Welcome to the Bar None, pull up a stool and make yourself at home. What can i getcha to drink?

      Thanks for the props, brother, and thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

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