Booze Nooze: Kuntz Snatched for DWI

From the Juiced-box: The Flaming Lips – Lightning Strikes The Postman

[Just press ‘Play’]

Kuntz newspaper

A Smoke

Kuntz

Mugshot: Richard 'Dick' Leo Kuntz, 65

“Dick Kuntz”. Swear to god. Sometimes these stories fall in my lap. (And what happens in my lap, stays in my lap.)

What i find amazing is that 1) a guy burdened with his name has only been busted twice for DUI and 2) he could get the little postman car 10 miles over the speed limit. He shoulda gotten a freakin’ blue ribbon and pole position.