Booze Nooze: Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Herself

On the Juiced-box, dedicated to Mary Strey: Evanescence – Call Me When You’re Sober

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Mary Strey newspaper

A Smoke

Here’s the original 911 call in MP3 format. It gets boring after the first couple minutes; don’t be afraid to stop it.

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49-Year-Old Mary Strey

The thing i don’t get is, how could she have the presence of mind to call 911 to report herself but not to avoid driving to begin with?

A Smoke

SPECIAL SHOUT OUT to Miss Demeanor, who brought this to my attention. Thanks, babe!

5 thoughts on “Booze Nooze: Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Herself

  1. You are welcome, but it was really a mutual friend that told me about it. I have to share credit with her, but I’d like to use a nickname for her. Let’s think of one… It’s my best friend. Female. You know???

  2. LOVED this. However, I actually can’t think of 911, without thinking of the most excellent explanation of emergency pneumonics you gave me last year! 😛

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