i’m Proclaiming A Vodkwā

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Vodka Kamikaze

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As Functional Alcoholic Slurperson of the Drinking Generation, i declare a Vodkwā against the forklift driver. Yes, i proclaim a Stoli War on the infidolt who destroyed so much of Russia’s sweet potato juice.

Bring me his head on a platter! And a Vodka Martini!