Booze Nooze: Dad Gets Lap Dance, Loses Child

On the juiced-box,┬ádedicated┬áto Donald Crawford: The Holograms – Drunk Dial

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Here’s an excerpt of the 911 call (as an mp3) where he talks about his truck being ‘tooken’.

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This guy might be bad, but i still say the drunk guy who got arrested for fondling the nurse who was delivering his baby takes the keg.

Here’s a recent acquisition on the juiced-box, drafted especially for Ken. In my review of The Limits Of Control, i referenced an LCD Soundsystem song called “Daft Punk Is Playing At My House”. Ken said the title tickled his funny bone, and whatever a regular wants, a regular gets.