Booze Nooze: Drunken 4-Year-Old Tranny Steals Christmas

On the juiced-box, for your listening pleasure. Hayden Wright’s favorite song: The Simpsons – It Was A Very Good Beer.

Beer Discovery, by Norman Rockwell & Al K Hall

Yeah, i know, i couldn’t believe it either. You can check out these links, if you want. There’s even some video from  the news…

Hayden's Bottle

Hayden's Baby Picture

6 thoughts on “Booze Nooze: Drunken 4-Year-Old Tranny Steals Christmas

    • Yeah, back when i was a kid we had to walk all the way to the store and blush like hell while we asked to PAY for porn!

      Al K Hall

  1. LOL @ Ken.

    **YEESH** at this story. I love your picture accompaniments, which made me laugh, but I confess when you were researching this story and showed the news video of the mom explaining what her son had done and what the boy’s reasoning was, I cried. So fucking sad. Maybe I thought so because I have a four-year-old “out there” and therefore felt the story keenly as a mom, but it sure made me feel emo (but, I was also kind of already there yesterday… Didn’t take much to tip me over the edge to tears!).

    • i do feel bad about the mother. She did everything she could, even had plastic, child-proof door handles. She was released without a hassle from Child Protective Services because she hadn’t done anything wrong. There was nothing else she coulda done. So yeah, i feel bad for her too. Didn’t cry though–hey, the newsclip was no Extreme Home Makeover episode…

      Glad you got a smile from the photos!

      Al K Hall

  2. I read about this in the paper today, had a feeling this was one you would definitely pick up on! I want that Heineken bottle, any idea where I can pick one up?

    • You may want to sterilize it, but i’ll give you mine if you want. i’d give you my kids but he’s still weaning…

      Al K Hall

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