Dregs Of The Week: Dec 20 – 27 (or sumpin’)

The Dregs---Where i Let Slip More Than Denise Richards' Sex On The Beach

From the juiced-box and dedicated to Tara Biller: Anita & Kyle & Dominique & Julie – Take Care Of Our Children (Don’t Drive Drunk) (circa 1986—yes, it’s important to specify, you’ll hear why)

Dec 7: Mom Ditches Kid, Literally

Tara Biller (30) is a drunk mother. She was drunk chauffeuring her 10-year-old daughter around, weebling and wobbling so much a pizza delivery guy called the sheriff’s department. Just in time too, ’cause the mother drove the car into a ditch. The panicked kid banged on the window so Tara let the girl out—and drove away, abandoning her offspring on the roadside. The pizza delivery guy looked after the daughter while the police found the mom and busted her for DUI, driving with a suspended license and child endangerment. On the bright side, now the kid knows what to give her mom on Mother’s Day: a fifth of vodka.

Dec 22: I’ve Got An18-inch Lizard In My Trousers For You. Can I Have Some Booze?

Something wild other than turkey comes from Kentucky, and i’m guessing it lives in a trailer.

David Martt (44) and his son Harley D Martt (18) (no mention is made of their daughter Mini) went to the Eagle’s Landing Pet Hospital and petshop-lifted an 18″ bearded dragon lizard worth $350. They took it to JB’s Gun & Pawn to get some cash for it but no dice. So the pair took their bearded dragon to Freight Station and First Street liquors and tried to trade the reptile for booze. Apparently not everyone in Kentucky is as thick as the thieves ’cause the duo got shot down. Police arrested them as they were entering an apartment complex. “Big”, that’d be the lizard, is recovering in the Pet Hospital from a bad case of hypothermia. The dad is still in the cooler.

Not Legal Tender

Dec 22: Only Because She’s Drunk And Nineteen

Some 19-year-old chick ripped Santa’s beard off his face outside Conseco Fieldhouse in Indiana. It wouldn’t be big news except the fake Santa said “it hurt when the firmly attached beard was ripped away”. It still wouldn’t be news except he told cops the girl was very drunk, and when police caught up with her inside the arena, they found a fifth of vodka under her shirt. Hey, what a drunk 19-year-old girl wants, God wants.

Celebrity Dregs

Dec 24: Priest Gets Ass Kicked At Kardashian’s Christmas Party

i’ve been looking long and hard and the only employ i can come up with for this Khloe Kardashian babe is Professional Cleavage. Anyway, she had a Christmas party at her place and some guy got drunk, fell over and cut his chin. Pastor Brad, who married Khloe and Lamar, tried to help the dude up, but the dude punched Pastor Brad in the face; pro’lly for having such a stupid ass name.

Here’s what i was talking ’bout before, about Professional Cleavage:


See-Through. Unfortunately.

Worth mentioning, she was busted for DUI in March 2007 and served 3 hours in jail.

Busted

Dec 22: Photo Op

Not much going on here. Just i’m a huge Sean Penn fan and there’s a shot of him having a tequila shot with Dan Akroyd.

Dec 25: Brooke Mueller’s Day Off

i love this one. Denise Richards’ Christmas present came right on time. Her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, was arrested on Christmas morning for abusing his wife, Brooke Mueller. Brooke has since said it was the booze talking when she called 911. Police had tested her when they arrived and her BAC was 0.13—at 8:34am Christmas morning. i wanna party like the Sheens do.

Here are the best shots of Brooke i could find, and two of them only work if you like pregnant women (pregnant with twins even):

It was easier to find pictures of Denise:

Here’s your tender bartender serving up the money shot. It’s a nip slip while Richards lesbian kisses Neve Cmpbell in Wild Things.

4 thoughts on “Dregs Of The Week: Dec 20 – 27 (or sumpin’)

  1. Denise Richards is why this site in NSFW, but take a close look at the candid you used at the top and you might notice that like Lohan she seems to be aging in dog years.

    • i’m sayin’! It took me a lot of time to find pictures where she didn’t look like a GIWLF (Grandma I Wouldn’t Like To Fµck).

      Sorry about the NSFW shots. Normally i’m better about that but this time i let one or two ‘slip’ through. i’ll try to be more reserved next time, but don’t hold your breath…

      Al K Hall

      • no, no ,no absolutly appropriate for the bar (which I visit at work only after hours). Due to state economic conditions, this place is empty a lot.

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