Part of my responsibilities as Functional Alcoholics’ Slurperson (FASe) is to offer you Drunks Really Involved Now Known as Exiles Reuniteds of the D-Generation guidance.
In loo [sick] of a post today, i’ve redone and updated my Link Section, now known as Blog-Rolled. In addition to the link to my YouTube page, i’ve added another:
TFLN (Texts From Last Night) is a collection of texts people sent the night before. The reason i’ve deemed it acceptable for this Diary-a Of A Chronicle Drinker is that the vast majority involve drinking. Check it our for a good laugh, but also to feel better about yourself: You haven’t had it half as bad as half these people.
(571): So I went home with some chick last night… I’m not sue what’s worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
But it’s not all bad. Check this one out:
Click and enjoy…