Pour Man’s Cocktail Recipes: One-Eyed Wonder Worm FLYING Purple Popper Drinker

The juiced-box inspiration for the drink name:

[Press ‘Play’ if you give a Hits]

Ok, i’m a little too drunk to be posting but i can still type and later it’s only gonna get worse so i’m gonna get this out as best i can.

One-Eyed, Wonder Worm Flying Purple Popper Drinker [AKA Flying Purple Popper Drinker]

i know how religiously y’all have been following my Twitter Page, and when i say that i’m totally sarcastic from the heart. But for the one, maybe two, of you who’ve wondered what the ‘One-Eyed Wonder Worm Flying Purple Popper Drinker’ is, i’m here to share with you.

You’ve pro’lly guessed where i’m going with this and i won’t disappoint:

One-Eyed, Wonder Worm Flying Purple Popper Drinker [AKA Flying Purple Popper Drinker]

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One-Eyed, Wonder Worm Flying Purple Popper Drinker (Flying Purple Popper Drinker)

Recipe

  • Tall glass
  • 4 ice cubes
  • Cheap Ass Vodka
  • 1 Energy Shot
  • Grape Juice

Instructions

  1. Take tall glass firmly in your masturbation hand
  2. Add ice cubes
  3. Pour in as much Cheap Ass Vodka as you want [but if you fill it to the rim, there won’t be enough room for the other crap—i suggest a double shot]
  4. Add the Energy Shot
  5. Top off with grape juice

Effects

There are many reasons i’ve named the drink ‘Flying Purple Popper Drinker’. One is that you fly when your drink it. The second is that it’s purple. Another is that the Energy Shot (see photo) makes your face turn purple and gives you a head rush whenever you stand—like doing poppers. The other reason is you drink it.

What i’m saying here is that the Energy Shot will give you a rush so i suggest not drinking more than one of these a day. After the first, repeat recipe but drop the Energy Shot so you just get a Vodka-grape juice.

PS i’m adding this to the Drinks AlKHall-Bum

PPS Also mentioned in my Twitter page is the Screw Multivitamin so i’m adding that to my Al K Hall-Bum as well.

4 thoughts on “Pour Man’s Cocktail Recipes: One-Eyed Wonder Worm FLYING Purple Popper Drinker

  1. There is a science behind this. The guanara/caffeen opens up the blood vessels in the brain austenively to deliver a rush of oxygen, but we’ve replaced our oxygen with alcohol (lets see if it notices) Yup, goodnight sweet prince.

  2. Actually, i did fall asleep pretty quickly and stayed asleep for a surprisingly long time…

    Thanks, Mr Science!

    Al K Hall

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