Porn Song Writing & Alcohol

So, tonight Miss Demeanor and i went downstairs to a neighbors and i drank sparkling raspberry wine while Miss Demeanor sang the erotic lyrics i penned to a techno song the neighbor wrote so that when the porn star Carla Nova comes to record the single on Saturday, she’ll have an outline of how the song is supposed to sound. Yes, my life really is this twisted.

What does this have to do with alcohol? What indeed…

i drank a bottle of raspberry sparkling wine, for one.

Then i had a double Chivas:

Plus, here are part of the lyrics i wrote:

I feel so wicked
My love is liquid
I’m so damn bottled up
(Slide inside tonight)
Come open me up
And from my lips suck
Nectar. Let’s throttle it up.

See where i was goin’ with that?

Finally, here are some shots of Carla Nova. Is she really coming this Saturday or is this one of those projects that dies belly up at the last minute? Time will tell and i’ll keep you posted.

4 thoughts on “Porn Song Writing & Alcohol

  1. Is it just me, or does Carla look just a teensy bit like a drag queen? LOL. Not tryin’ to diss the girl — the neighbors say she is very nice. I’m sure. But the poor thing looks a little like a dude with makeup (the fourth picture, especially. That’s the one… Yikes O_o)

    Anyways, she has kind eyes, so let’s leave it at that, lol. I wish her the best with the song — it is a fun one. I hope she can sing sexier than I can as I sounded like Julie Andrews trying to sing techno/R&B. Until I dropped the range a bit and then sounded like Ingrid Michaelson trying to sing techno/R&B. LOL. Good thing they are getting a porn star to do it, is what I’m sayin’.

    For me, too, it was hard to keep a straight face with all the double-entendre lyrics. You did a good job at that, hon!

    I shoulda tried some of that raspberry sparkling wine. That actually sounds very nice. I did not know that’s what it was. Just as well I did not have any, though. 🙂 Maybe for a holiday we can have some again, though, eh?

    • It was a fun time. i’m sure the people in the ‘industry’ think Carla’s “all that”, but while looking up shots of her for The Bar None, i ‘came across’ some pre-surgery screen caps and her look in those was more my style. Anyway, when you’re engaged to the best you don’t really pay too much attention to what’s happening in the wings.

      Anytime for the Raspberry Sparkling wine, babe!

      And thanks for humoring my humor and double-entendres…

      Al K Hall

  2. I was not going to say anything about you celebrity’s masculine appearance as she might be drinking in the bar aand overhear. I AM very disapointed there was no mp3 of Ms D’s performance, but her description reminds me of this:

    • Actually, the song sounded a lot like that… Scary when you think about it.

      i’ll try to boost a copy of Miss D’s version of our song if we go down there Saturday…

      Al K Hall

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