Lindsay Lohan: SCRAM!?

You know how my blog is my temple, right? The Bar None has its Patron Deity (David Hasselhoff), its Patron Sain’t (Kiefer Sutherland) and now its Bar Nun: Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan At The Bar None

[From the juiced-box and from one lush to another: Amy Winehouse – You Know I’m No Good]

Y’all know by now that on May 24th, LA Judge Marsha Revel (and you’d think a judge named ‘Revel’ would know better) committed a crime against humanity by actually forbidding Lindsay from drinking any alcohol at all. Our Bar Nun now sports a new fashion accessory: The SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor).

Here’s Lindsay on the catty walk with her ankle jewelry:

Look, i’m not gonna drag this out longer than i have to. Suffice to say, if she can’t get drunk in real life, she’s more than welcome to hang out here and get all the virtual buzz on that she wants. They still haven’t found a way to take that from us.

Here’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout… Lindsay in The Bar None.

i’ll leave with you some shots of our Bar Nun in better times.

The indie shots are available after the wallpaper…

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13 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan: SCRAM!?

  1. Yes – and the picture of Lindsay – leaning against the door jamb of the bathroom, smoking a fag – is the BOMb!
    Bar None !

    Bob V

    • Welcome back, Bob!

      Glad you approve and i couldn’t agree more.

      Thanks for patronizing me, brother,

      Al K Hall

  2. hahahaha her lifstyle just not only make me laugh but also make me speechless… well to me that girl seem like way lost but she also making us often feel lost too …hahaha… guess for this reason, she needs to put in some cell until she permanently recover and learn to behave… Lmao!.. Well Hall thats a short article but sweet and funny as usuall.. you just never failed to make me laugh.. guess what you are simply the best and I just love reading your blogs 🙂

    • Hi Ruksana,

      Thanks for stopping by! i’m glad you got a kick out of the post, come back any time you need a giggle.

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      AL K Hall

  3. If I could make any film I wanted, I’d have Lindsay, Amy Winehouse, Shaved Head Brittany. It’d be Charlies Angels 3: Empty Bottle, and itd just be the three of them sitting in the Bar None bitching about their fame (or lack thereof) and trying desperately to crack onto fellow patrons by claiming to be lesbian/bisexual. Then, there’d be explosions, a lack of clothing, and various sequences involving hard drugs.

    Now THAT’s a film I’d watch.

    • Charlies Angels 3: Empty Bottle!

      Ah, you crack me up brother. Speaking about interesting movies, i just saw a low budget Kiwi zombie film called The Last of the Living. Not bad, but i couldn’t help thinking you coulda done a better job…

      Now, let’s talk more about the lack of clothing in your Charlie’s Angels

      Thanks for patronizing me, brother,

      Al K Hall

  4. everyone looks for substitutes for their crutch, I wander what she will now lean on? Does the technology not blow you away though? They can now monitor your blood/alcohol levels 24/7 remotely. wow.

    • Hi there, Ken!

      Actually, i read there’s some ADD medication that she’s addicted to and the medicine won’t show up on her bracelet or in drug testing, so she can always go that route. And yeah, it’s scary what Big Brother is learning how to do now, eh?

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

  5. “Charlies Angels 3: Empty Bottle”

    Hahahahahahaha!! That’s a good idea! It would make a great cartoon, I think!

    So nice to see more commentors here! Awesome. 🙂

    You know my feelings about the Ho Han. But, with all her demerits, though, it does pretty much make sense for her to be the Bar Nun. (Cute pun, but I am still rolling my eyes…).

    Someone just needs to go ahead and slam the bitch in the clink, though. Really. She’s just gotten so… gross. Like I want to take a shower after even just *reading* this post. And I am all for people living and learning and making mistakes, etc. etc. I am not holier-than-thou about life at all, but I *am* sick of the Ho Han. After a certain point, I just want to say, “When’s the girl gonna learn?”

    Well, eventually she will lose what looks she has, she will be 35 (if she makes it that long) and a wasteoid, and then no one will give a fuck about her. I just have to have patience, I guess.

  6. I liked lilo into the entertainment at the new, she actually was innocent but now she is extremely aberration, over all the media are not swelling, or information about her, I really feel sorry.

    • Check out the new Lilo post and make sure you got the newest version of Google Translate!

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

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