Duchess of Mack, Sarah Ferguson, Pimps Out Prince Andrew While Drunk

From the juiced-box and from one Sarah to another: Sarah Vaughn – Just A Gigolo

Here’s a story to make you feel better about your drunken screw-ups.

The Duchess of York, Ms Sarah Ferguson, offered to pimp out her ex, Prince Andrew, for £500,000 and a $40,000 down payment in an old laptop case. Even better, the whole thing was filmed by UK’s News Of The World. Her excuse for selling out the Prince of Pervia?  “I’m aware of the fact I’d been drinking…”

Like any self-disrespecting whiner, the Duchess of Mack decided to flagellate herself publicly on Oprah‘s sofa and babbled on about her money problems and how she was “in the gutter”. Babe! i’ve been in the gutter before and i’ve never been poorer than i am right now and you don’t see me selling Miss Demeanor on the street corner.

Then she says she doesn’t know how much she’d drunk or what she was drinking. OK, i can buy this—if anyone knows about drinking himself into oblivion it’s yours truly, Scrumptious. Still, in all my wandering stupors, i never strolled into a hotel and randomly met some guy who had 40 large in cash to give me in exchange for face time with my ex-wife. Just sayin’.

In a nutsack, i think she’s either lyin’ or still out of her mind on the booze. Still, the Bar None’s as much yours as it is mine so what do you think?

13 thoughts on “Duchess of Mack, Sarah Ferguson, Pimps Out Prince Andrew While Drunk

  1. Hahaha Hall never failed to make me laugh.. now you after poor woman… haha I agree with ya, I think she lying as usual, to me always seemed like she hiding something under that good old naive face… hahaha I aint be surprise if she found out to be lying ho… haha

  2. No sympathy. At all. Silly woman got caught with her hand in the cookie jar, now she’s trying to convince us all she was just trying to get a cookie for somebody else.

    “Still, in all my wandering stupors, i never strolled into a hotel and randomly met some guy who had 40 large in cash to give me in exchange for face time with my ex-wife.”

    You sure Al? I know I can’t confirm that hasn’t happened to me……

    • i’m with you, mate. No. Sympathy. At All. When you look at how i have to scrimp and save, i don’t want to hear her whine about needing £500,00.

      At the same time, i must confess i cannot SWEAR ON A BIBLE that “i never strolled into a hotel and randomly met some guy who had 40 large in cash to give me in exchange for face time with my ex-wife“. There are some blank moments in my life and my ex is fuckin’ HOT.

  3. There is one thing that never ceases to amaze me. I’ve been out to dinner and have purused the wine list as it is the one menu they leave on your table throughout the meal and drinks are not cheap, yet, from the destitute to the “rich, but tapped presently”, there always seem to be enough to get shit-faced.
    Even being an ex-wife I have sincere doubt tht she could have actually provided “access” to her ex. Her plan must have been to sell the idea then come up with an idea later on how to do it. I have no idea how she could possably consider taking the money and running. She could not live without the recognition of who she is (was). Bottom line, she was not thinking. This is charateristic of and can be attributed to someone who is pickled. One can blame her drinking on her misfortues or her misfortunes on her drinking. It is the vicious circle, things are not going well so I drink, I make bad descisions when I drink that adversly effect me, thing do not go well, so I drink, etc.

  4. I think she is a lying, drunken Ho, lol. I watched the vid and it sounded like a lot of drunken, lying, bullshit! Sounds also like she was just being super, super stupid, too. Maybe just because of booze, maybe because she is an idiot. Probably both.

    Oprah did not seem very convinced by her…

    It’s sad, though. I always thought she was kind of amusing, but mostly harmless. Now I see that she is really a little more rotten that that. This is an awful scandal from her — not her first, but probably her worst. *sigh*

    • Did it seem to you that she slurred a bit and seemed to be putting a great deal of effort into sitting as still as possable? Seriously, she sits there telling Oprah and the world that she may have had “a bit to drink” that caused her to make bad decissions, but couldn’t help having a few in order to make that admission? Lesson not learned.

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