From the juiced-box and from one Sarah to another: Sarah Vaughn – Just A Gigolo
Here’s a story to make you feel better about your drunken screw-ups.
The Duchess of York, Ms Sarah Ferguson, offered to pimp out her ex, Prince Andrew, for £500,000 and a $40,000 down payment in an old laptop case. Even better, the whole thing was filmed by UK’s News Of The World. Her excuse for selling out the Prince of Pervia? “I’m aware of the fact I’d been drinking…”
Like any self-disrespecting whiner, the Duchess of Mack decided to flagellate herself publicly on Oprah‘s sofa and babbled on about her money problems and how she was “in the gutter”. Babe! i’ve been in the gutter before and i’ve never been poorer than i am right now and you don’t see me selling Miss Demeanor on the street corner.
Then she says she doesn’t know how much she’d drunk or what she was drinking. OK, i can buy this—if anyone knows about drinking himself into oblivion it’s yours truly, Scrumptious. Still, in all my wandering stupors, i never strolled into a hotel and randomly met some guy who had 40 large in cash to give me in exchange for face time with my ex-wife. Just sayin’.
In a nutsack, i think she’s either lyin’ or still out of her mind on the booze. Still, the Bar None’s as much yours as it is mine so what do you think?