Booze Nooze: Justin Bieber Is A 27-Year-Old Girl

From the juiced-box: Robert Storoy/DJ Robban (feat. Selma) – Who U Are

[Press ‘Play’ for a cool tune totally unrelated to the subject at hand; scroll down to the end for the details]

The saddest, scariest thing about the real story (and if you click on the article you’ll be whisked to the original TMZ article) is how this poor, delusional chick actually cultivates the Justa Baber-in-the-woods look.

i mean if you’re gonna imitate anyone, why not an under-21 starlette who likes to drink and party?


Emma Watson (20)


Emma Roberts (19)


Miley Cyrus (17)

So the music at the top is from a Facebook friend Robert Storoy.

Not only is he a killer composer, he’s a killer photographer as well. Check it out:

(c) Robert Storoy

Stop by his Facebook page to let him know what you think…

12 thoughts on “Booze Nooze: Justin Bieber Is A 27-Year-Old Girl

    • Your presence in the Bar None is all the present i need. My pleasure, broder, and i hope it brings you some attention. i’ll pro’lly slip the other song into another post a little later.

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

  1. I wanted to imitate Britney Spears but I couldn’t shave off enough sack hair to approximate a bald badger.
    That, plus my boobs aren’t very big. And I can’t sing. or dance. In fact, it was a stupid idea in the first place, wasn’t it?

    Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to be happy looking like a pre-Teen Wolf Michael J Fox.

    • i don’t know, Rodney, i think you shoulda gone for it… Shaving ball sacks is a trip (i bet) and i like girls with smaller chests. Plus, Britney can’t sing or dance either.

      There are worse things, though, than looking like Michael J Fox!

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

  2. I’ve often wondered what it would be like to be way too famous so with the features of my new computer, I’ve done to myself what happens to anyone with brushes of fame, I’ve been cut/pasting my head onto every playboy centerfold on-line. Seems fame doesn’t suit me.

  3. Hehehehehehe! I love how this post turned out. 😀

    Robert’s photo and music is fantastic. The photo is so very crisp! What kind of camera, Robert? (if you make it back here and see this…)

  4. @MissD: All pictures taken with HTC mobile phone dear, and then some mystery software does the rest.. I wont say It so crisp.. haha.. FB seems to scale down the pics when publish.. haha.. thanx for pictorizing me :))

    • Wow — a phone pic! That looks really good for a mobile, but then again, mobiles have better resolution than early days digitals now. Even with the “fixes.” One can only fix so much, and what you have there is at the root of it a good photo!

      You’re welcome. 🙂

  5. Who U are.. Took me several hours to understand this one .. Well hope other readers got it also.. Hell, this is Da Vinci Code shit.. (Or me just coding vinci da brain myself)

    • Hi there, Roberrt,

      i’m so Da Vinci Code shit without all the intelligent parts. A legend in my own mind, i am.

      Al K Hall

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