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From the juiced-box and dedicated to the Bar Nun: Shinedown – Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide
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Some generations are defined by their questions… “Where were you when Kennedy was assassinated?” “What were you doing when the twin towers fell?” And now, “How did you first find out about Lindsay Lohan’s sentence?”
For me, i’d just finished posting last night’s Dregs and was shutting the ‘puter down when i saw the news flash that flashed the world.
Since then i’ve been like my bowels, in constant movement to rush to the Bar Nun’s defense.
- i have started the FREE LINDSAY!!! Facebook group [Join it today! Invite your friends to join it! Make it Viral!]
- i have posted a sucky FREE LINDSAY!!! video on YouTube (i’m working on a better one)
- i have kicked off the Bar None’s Defense Fun for the Bar Nun
Regulars, D.R.I.N.K.E.R.s, members of the D-Generation i implore you not to let Lindsay down. Who was there to slip a nip when we needed it most? Lindsay! Who always got into so much trouble drinking that we could feel good about ourselves? Lindsay! Who’s provided us with more laughs than a drunken Russkie on an ice rink? Lindsay!
Are we gonna desert her in her time of need? No, i tell you, no! A thousand times NO!
[PS For the record, i had to rush this post while Miss D was out with a friend because she’s SO not gonna get behind me on this.]