My Name Is Al K Hall

Hello. My name is Al K Hall and i’m an alcoholic.

For those of you who don’t know me, i’m your Functional Alcoholic Slurperson; i’m the founding member of Drunks Really Involved Now Known as Exiles Reunited and i’m the father of D-Generation (Drink Generation). i am also your tender bartender here in The Bar None, so pull up a stool, make yourself at home and what can i get you to drink?

For those of you who do know me, i’m back from all my vacations, both the one i took from work and the one i took from sobriety. Both of these began not so much with a bang but more a blowout—ones that left me with hangovers only suicide could cure and if you don’t believe me you can ask Miss D (that’d be Miss Demeanor, still my fiancée, for those of you new to the stools) who had to suffer through them, too. On the other hand, in between those bookend in binges i drank volumes but didn’t binge and was able to provide my beloved and betrothed a kick ass staycation.

Now i’m back behind The Bar None, ready to regale you with the sex, drinks and rock ‘n’ roll you’ve come to expect. i missed you guys and i’ll post as often as i can but, just like the picture, i can’t offer assurances.

9 thoughts on “My Name Is Al K Hall

  1. Thank Christ you’re back Al. The Bar None wasn’t running well without ya! I tried to serve my own alcohol, but it wasn’t the same. I left the money on the till.

    Bring on the sloppy drunk goodness.

    • Rodney! Brother!

      Yeah, the drinks tasted different ’cause i add my own special sauce to the ones i serve the regulars…

      Thanks for the cash, next round’s on the house for your honesty 😉

      Here’s to some more of that sloppy drunk goodness for ya.

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

      PS i’m working on the guest post.

  2. Some Peron Silver to celebrate your return and a dos equis chaser, because I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I prefer mexican horse piss (not).

    • Ken! Hey there, Brother.

      Settin’ up the Peron Silver and the dos equis are on me, because it’s not often i have the chance to have mexican horse pee on me.

      Live the dream,

      Al K Hall

  3. We had a rockin’ staycation, my dear, and I’m grateful that we had it that way! I’m glad you got your first blowout out of the way early on, and that I was absent for the second (heh!). It made me really see why they call things “sobering” when reality hits: I know you were feeling bad and then feeling bad about feeling bad, which led to more feeling bad. Seems you are learning that sometimes it is just *not* worth it, huh. I’m still learning that, too.

    Anyways, I hope that with all the writing you have been doing that you can upkeep this site, too. I know you have had fun here the past year that you have been the FAS of DRINKERs.

    Toasting you with a glass of Coke Zero, my love.
    tchin tchin

    Miss D

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