Hello. My name is Al K Hall and i’m an alcoholic.
For those of you who don’t know me, i’m your Functional Alcoholic Slurperson; i’m the founding member of Drunks Really Involved Now Known as Exiles Reunited and i’m the father of D-Generation (Drink Generation). i am also your tender bartender here in The Bar None, so pull up a stool, make yourself at home and what can i get you to drink?
For those of you who do know me, i’m back from all my vacations, both the one i took from work and the one i took from sobriety. Both of these began not so much with a bang but more a blowout—ones that left me with hangovers only suicide could cure and if you don’t believe me you can ask Miss D (that’d be Miss Demeanor, still my fiancée, for those of you new to the stools) who had to suffer through them, too. On the other hand, in between those bookend in binges i drank volumes but didn’t binge and was able to provide my beloved and betrothed a kick ass staycation.
Now i’m back behind The Bar None, ready to regale you with the sex, drinks and rock ‘n’ roll you’ve come to expect. i missed you guys and i’ll post as often as i can but, just like the picture, i can’t offer assurances.