Proof of a Vicious Circle

  1. The less i drink, the more i think
  2. The more i think, the more i do
  3. The more i do, the more i want to get done
  4. The more i get done, the less i’m able to accomplish
  5. The less i’m able to accomplish, the more anxious i become
  6. The more anxious i become, the more i drink

Q.E.D.: The less i drink, the more i need a drink.