XXX-Mas

Our Tree Here in the Bar None

[AlKHallism: Special shout-out to Wayne who provided the above tree this year.]

It is now about 5pm Yeaman time and so far 505 people have staggered into the Bar None. As your tender bartender i just wanted to pop in to remind y’all that the Bar None is open 24/7, 365 days a year because fun does not take a day off so why the hell should i?

Before we get to the good shit, i got this new to the juiced-box for this holiday season: Jimmy Fallon – I’m Gonna Get Drunk Drunk Drunk on Christmas

[Press ‘Play’ for a holiday cheer]

i also wanted to thank each and every one of you personally for taking the time to make me a part of your day today*. And to show you my gratitude, i come as a very bad santa, full of Christmas Spirits and bearing gifts. Unlike the fatter guy in the red suit, i don’t give a shit if you’ve been naughty or nice (though i do have a slight preference for those of you who are naughty)—everyone gets swag here.

Naughty...

...and Very Nice

If you remember my similar Thank You for Coming On XXXMas [that’s what she said] post from last year, then you already know what you’re getting because it’s the exact same thing but at least it’s different.

For example,  i have the wine label wallpaper like last year, but this year it’s much more complete.

To make this image your desktop wallpaper:

  1. Right click on the image
  2. Move cursor to “Set as background”

For the single handed porn surfers, (because i feel you, too, but not that way)  i have this for you:

Instructions same as above.

New to my sack this year, i have something for those of you who are more into candy canes than Holly bushes:

No patronizer left behind.

That’s all for today, my rain-dears. Again, i’m proud that, for whatever reason, you decided to stop in today of all days. And if you dropped by because you were feeling a little lonely or blue, i hope we were able to brighten your spirits a wee dram. Maybe you could scribble a note in the comments section to let others know they aren’t alone, too?

Take care of yourselves and each other. And, more than ever, thank you for patronizing me,

Al K Hall

Functional Alcoholic Slurperson

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