Update 2011-10-20: Picture of Alcoholics Trey Parker & Matt Stone Naked at Bottom!
i almost forgot to mention in yesterday’s dregs that Stan Marsh of South Park is now an alcoholic. While many will no doubt say it’s a two-dimensional portrayal, it’s obvious the lines have been drawn. Young Stan may never be able to erase his colorful past, but we here at the Bar None hope he’ll be able to turn the page and start with a blank slate.
2011-10-20 Because someone had to go there and you wouldn’t: