Happy Hallowine in the Bar None

Heidi Klum: Beauty is Only Skin Deep

Welcome to my nightmare…

[Press ‘Play’ for a Trick and a Treat all in one]

So i’m gonna do something i haven’t done in a while if you consider “ever” a while. Tonight i’m going to decorate the Bar None for Halloween. So come on in, get your costume on and enjoy the floored show.

1) Take the kid out…

2) Get him drunk…

3) But not too drunk…

4) And never, never drink and fly

Have a happy Hallowine, y’all.

12 thoughts on “Happy Hallowine in the Bar None

  1. That picture of Heidi Klum reminded me of one of the most inappropriate childrens shows I’ve seen:

    we’ll see if this posts.

  2. Even with all her skin off, Heidi Klum is still hot.

    Here in the great brown land Down Under, we don’t celebrate Halloween almost at all, except for the kidlets in school who dress as fairies and witches for class that day.

    this is one holiday the American’s haven’t given us!

  3. I’m new to you … i will never fly drunk … never did it in a plane either. Wanted to make sure when i got off the plane i knew where to go, besides the bar or bathroom.

    • Hi She!

      Welcome to the Bar None! Come on in, have a seat and what can i get you to drink?

      You are new to me indeed, but you know the expression we have posted on the walls here in the Bar None:

      There are no strangers, just friends we haven’t slept on yet.

      Not drinking on the plane is a good idea. i don’t know why it took me so long to get that. i’m betting you’re quicker on the uptake than me, s’what it is.

      Thanks for patronizing me, babe,

      Al K Hall

  4. Pingback: Happy Swalloween in the Bar None « The Bar None — High & Dry

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