Thanks-Given

A little shout out to my American patronizers on this their day of thanks.

i’d like to take a moment out here to thank y’all today for showing up and joining the growing ranks (or is that “stench”?) of patronizers. We appreciate your presence and the time you’ve taken out of your day to be here.

As your (Temporal) Functional Alcoholic Slurperson, i’d like to remind you that i am nothing if not Thankful for your patronizing me. To prove that to you, here’s some gifts you guys can get all thankful about.

Click on the Shot for the Wallpaper

Click on the Shot for the Wallpaper

NSFW Drunk & Demotivated – Click At Own Risk

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