Drunk On Your Ass

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Vodka Tampon

Drunk On Your Ass

From the intelligentsia that brought you eye shots and butt chugging…

Now, how many times have people called you a drunk asshole?  How many times have you gotten drunk off your ass? Has anyone ever told you to take that drink and shove it up your ass? Guess what, now you can.

There’s a not so new fad that’s snaked its way into the back door of America’s youth and it comes in the form of a tampon. Apparently, you’re not anybody until you’ve doused a vampire’s teabag with vodka and wedged it up your rectum.

What will they think of next? Hopefully something that actually works because one journalist chick tried this for reals and said it just made her feel a little light headed, but i’m thinking that may just come from bending over in a toilet stall and trying to back a drunk driver up the Hershey highway.

Celebrity Dregs

February 2, 2012: Should He Hopper?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted like a leopard in my Gramma’s yoga pants which is just where Henry Hopper wants her. His dad is the late Dennis Hopper and guess what, he’s so late he’s not even coming because he’s dead. To imagine that what grew from his man yeast is now out on a booze run with “Mo-han Full Is A Waste” must have Dennis rolling one in his grave.

Not to worry, Hop-Head, she wasn’t using him for his peen work but rather his puny arms because she bought more booze than she could carry, which is a lot because girl can hold her liquor until she starts hurling it at people.

Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

Bar None Dregs

February 24, 2012: Oh No She Dinnit!

Oh yes she did. Mrs Demeanor, otherwisely known as my wife, finally started that blog about being married to someone like me. She named it after our sex life, now what?, and you can get there by clicking on the link.

February 23, 2012: Saint Pauly’s Kingdom

My tolermate, Saint Pauly, posted a pretty funny review (for once) over at WTF!? (Watch The Film). Give the guy a break–he’s so whack he at least deserves a pity hit.

Didn’t get your fill of the dregs? i keep them on tap right here.

8 thoughts on “Drunk On Your Ass

  1. Thanks for the shout-out. 🙂 I shudder at the whole soaked-tampon-up-the-butt-thing (is there a nickname for it?). Makes me nauseous just thinking about it. Ick!

    No comment about the Hopper-Lo thing, except for WHAAAAA???? Dennis Hopper is dead? I do not recall this happening! When was it? *furiously googling now*

    2010 — May 29. Fuck me! I just don’t remember that at all. I am so bummed out (no pun intended with this post’s title).

    Yeah, I am so bummed out I just don’t know what to write for the rest of the comment. I guess I will just go vote for the song and be sad for a while. *sigh*

    And maybe d/l “Easy Rider” and “Blue Velvet.” It’s been a long time since I have seen those. And read Rod’s post.

    Mrs D

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