Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)

Rihanna Dregs 2012-09-02 Collage Wallpaper

Rihanna Dregs Collage Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for the Wallpaper

Dregs wait for no time, not even summer time, and here’s a mess o’ proof of that right here. We got Rihanna partying harder than her body, Adele living larger than hers, and Kristen Stewart hanging looser than hers. There’s a drunk Bigfoot, how to get rich tips and the Sunny Iranians (or was it the Shite ones?) discover a cure for hangovers.

Rihanna will drink to that: Rihanna – Cheers (Drink To That)

[Press ‘Play’ to “Turn it around with another round”]

Commoner Dregs

2012/08/28: Sasquatch Me Now

Bigfoot Six Pack Coors

Another Bigfoot Sighting

Another Bigfoot Sighting

Ah, Montana, where the men are men and Bigfoot wasn’t dead…until last Tuesday. This guy, Randy (and aren’t we all after a few drinks), dressed up in a camouflage suit and ran around on the highway at night to start a Bigfoot sighting hoax. Unfortunately, Bigfoot is not as likeable as Randy may have thought because he was run over. Twice. First by a 15-year-old girl, then a 17-year-old girl.

While we could spend all night debating the possible merits of running around the freeway at night drunk and wearing camouflage, i suspect there was another reason Randy met his Makers Mark. You’ll notice both girls who ran over him were in their teens. Well, i’ve always raised my teenage daughter with the education that, when in the company of men, if she sees something she doesn’t recognize she should run it over–twice. Randy was running around erect and hairy, after all.

2012/06/25: Iranians Find Cure for Hangovers

There were these two guys in Iran-so-far-away who kept getting drunk all the time so the religious government (God is my “vice” president) decided to step in and help eliminate those annoying hangovers once and for all by killing the drunkards. And it wasn’t easy. The first two times the govern-mentals tried whipping the alkies into shape but when that didn’t take, they decided to hang them dry. Talk about drinking yourself to death.

bottle alcohol noose execution

Hang ‘Em By The Neck Until They’re Cold

2012/08/30: Let Them Drink Cake

You know how all the world’s Australians are super nice and super helpful? Well, the world’s richest woman is no exception. Because she likes those of us here in the Bar None so much, she’s decided to share some of her get rich quick tips with us so we, too, can have more money than we know how to count.

There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself – spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working.

Hmm. Wise words indeed. She tells us what not to do, but not exactly what to do. Unless you read between the lines because what’s she’s really saying is, “Let them eat cake.”

Gina Rinehart Let Them Eat Cake

Gina Rinehart

Celebrity Dregs

Adele Smoking in the Bar None

Adele Smoking in the Bar None – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

2012/06/20: She’s Adele of a Drinker

You know how Adele is pregnant and you don’t care? Here’s something a little more up our collective alley (and i’ll stay out of yours if you stay out of mine), she’s an alkie wanna-be. Alcoholism: Many are chosen but few are called. While she may sing like an angel, she drinks like a fish, which makes me think her album 21 Proof was not written about some guy, but her heartbreaking love affair with the bottle. This explains the secret behind songs like “Someone Likes Booze”, “Get Higher In The Rain”, or “Our Rum Has It”.

Makes me wonder what she was really Rolling in the Deep.

Adele in the Bar None

Adele: Two Fisted Drinker in the Bar None

2012/08/31: Cheers (Drunk To That)

Rihanna Drunk 01 in the Bar None

Rihanna in the Bar None

Times change. People change. It is with great somnolence that i strip Lindsay Lohan of the Bad Habit of Bar Nun so that i can crown a new Patronizing Sainte.

Sure, Lindsay had a couple DUI’s but i think we all knew deep down that while she may have given her liver to booze, her heart belonged to coke. Which is why i’m glad to announce that Rihanna is now the Bar None’s Bar Nun.

Not only did Jay Z, a man who stabbed a rival in the stomach at a bar, tell her she should go to rehab for alcohol but every time she goes to a new territory she has to mark it getting shit faced in it.

Most recently she went to a London club called the Rose Club (who are still wishing they’d thought of the name “Bar None”), where she got drunk on champagne and cocktails, then jumped on the table, broke it, and started to get thrown out until her friends yelled at the bouncers that they were up chucking THE Rihanna.

The Bar Nun is infallible like the Pope, which got proved when the bouncers put her down and apologized and the bar owner sent free drinks—and a new table—over to the table.

She left at 4am. To go to another party. Respect.

Rihanna Dregs 2012-09-02 Drunk Collage Wallpaper

Rihanna’s Bar None Collage – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

Tons more shots of Rihanna after the link that says “Continue reading” at the bottom of this post.

2012/07/27 The Real Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated With Rupert Sanders

Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders in the Bar None

Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders in the Bar None

Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders in the Bar None

Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders in the Bar None

Kristen Stewart

“Are you sure you’re really a movie director?”

Bar None Dregs

The Juiced Box

Just to let you know that i’ve put together a playlist of songs on the Juiced-box here in the Bar None.

Also, Saint Pauly posted a pretty funny review of The Resident over at WTF!? (Watch the Film).

The Resident 01 poster

Go here for a complete list of all my websites on one page so you don’t miss out on any of my shit.

All About Al K Hall

Al K Hall’s Drawers

Follow the “Continue Reading” link to enter the drawers.


Rihanna 02 see through

Rihanna 03 down blouse

Rihanna 04




Rihanna 08 see through

Rihanna 09 my interview with Rihanna

My Exclusive Interview With Rihanna

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4 thoughts on “Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)

  1. LOL. That last one of Rhianna looks like she is in a “parc” that I know, where fashion shows are often held!

    She’s pro’lly an mkultra beta sex slave, too. Just sayin’ (see later post re: Amanda Bynes).

    What really made me laugh is that when I was reading the Huffington Post link up there about Adele’s drinking problem, I noticed a link about John Mayer, which led to this TMZ video that got me to laughing. The last part about John Mayer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDsfeeS8jc&

    The rest of it is kind of lame, except for the joke about Bilbo Baggins “going up.” I didn’t get it at first, either. LOL.

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