Buy My Vote (Have A Ball-ot )

2012-10-18 Ball-ot Bar None

A Simple Platfoam

From the Juiced Box: The Beastie Boys – (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

[Press ‘Play’ for a message you can stand behind (or fall over to)]

i got my absentee ballot for the US Presidential elections in the email the other day and so i’ve decided to bring the vote to the people.

To be crystal clear, i am auctioning off my vote to the highest bidder.

i’ll take offers of trade or cash and, at the end of October i’ll cast my vote for the candidate selected by the winner.

i already have an offer of 1 coffee (valued at 1 dollar), so we’ll start the bidding off there.