Buy My Vote!

Mitt Romney Drunk and still Drinking the Bar None Slurperson Heinie

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TO BUY MY VOTE!

Just to remind y’all that i got my absentee ballot in the mail the other day and i’ve decided to auction off my vote to the highest bidder.

C’mon, people! How many of you have dreamed of having the chance to make yourself heard in selecting who will be the next most powerful person in the world!? Now’s your chance.

i’ll take offers of trade or cash and, at the beginning of November, i’ll cast my vote for the candidate selected by the winner.

Travel Mug Bid Bar None Buy My Vote

The ante has been upped.

A South African has given me a Starbuck’s travel mug (value $15). What do you say, are you gonna let some South African babe cast the vote that you could catch? Of course not!

Just let me know what your next best offer is in the comment section…

Mitt Romney Drunk and still Drinking the Bar None Slurperson

Obama Drunk and still Drinking the Bar None Slurperson

“I’mma upvote yo’ ass on dat, R-Money.”