Tired of the question “What will you come as?” when you’re not sex role playing? Tired of being yourself and yet still don’t know what you want to be this year for Halloween? You’ve come to the right Bar None.
i’ve assembled a list of celebrity Halloween costumes to inspire you and, after some hemming (and hawing), i think i’ve got it all sewn up. Here, then, are ten Halloween costumes worn by actual celebrities that we can pattern ourselves after.
From the juiced-box and to get you in the mood, Marilyn Manson – This Is Halloween.
[Press ‘Play’ for Manson’s cover of the Danny Elfman song from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas]
1. Justin Bieber Going as “A Male”
Ahh, Justin Cider, you’re still my favorite lesbian. Bielibe that.
2. Mitt Romney Going As “Presidential”
Don’t forget, you still have time to vote in the US Presidential Election. If you ware not an American citizen and would like to vote, i’m selling my vote to the highest bidder.
3. Kim Kardashian Going As “A Human”
Nice twist on the “I’m going as an alien”, we have an extra terrestrial coming as one of us.
4. Lindsay Lohan Going As “A Camel’s Toe”
Lindsay as her (second) favorite part of a camel’s anatomy.
5. Lance Armstrong Going as “An Athlete”
Drug addicts always pick costumes that reveal what they think they really are.
6. Honey Boo Boo Going As “A Child”
She even acts childish!
7. Rihanna Going As “An Intellectual”
Only problem is, she can’t wear this costume if she goes with Chris Brown because no one would get she was smart.
8. Miley Cyrus Going As “Dafuq?”
Why so Cyrus?
9 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Going As “Lovers”
i also could’ve put “Justin Timberlake – Straight”.
10. Amanda Bynes Going As “Air Bags”
My personal favorite. Amanda went ironic this year in reference to both her drunken hit & runs.