So far there are 1,802 of y’all who’ve strolled into the Bar None to pass some time on Christmas, and you can add one more to that number because i’m here with you, to thank you for spending some of your time on this day of all days to share with us. Whatever your age, sexy, race, religion, hell, whatever your reason i’m proud that you came by, and i thank you for patronizing me.
From the juiced-box: Corey Taylor – X-M@$
[Press ‘Play’ for “If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas”]
How do we celebrate X-mAss in the Bar None? Like everywhere else in the world, only better.
1. We drink a tree
2. We go nativity
3. We get the family Christmas carded
4. We go bar shopping
5. We give the gifts that keep giving up
6. We try to survive the day after
7. We bring the Big Man
We also get a visit from Santa Claus, but in the Bar None it’s better because we get more than one.
Wait, before you go, wanna see me put the ‘X’ in ‘X-mas’? Click below the belt to get into my drawers because, unlike Christmas, you can come more than once a year.
Bar None Drawers
Those more interested in candy canes first
For those more interested in ho’ ho’ ho’s, start your engine
From all of me at the Bar None: be good to each other people and have a kick ass 2013.