A Bar None Christmas Special Education

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So far there are 1,802 of y’all who’ve strolled into the Bar None to pass some time on Christmas, and you can add one more to that number because i’m here with you, to thank you for spending some of your time on this day of all days to share with us. Whatever your age, sexy, race, religion, hell, whatever your reason i’m proud that you came by, and i thank you for patronizing me.

From the juiced-box: Corey Taylor – X-M@$

[Press ‘Play’ for “If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas”]

How do we celebrate X-mAss in the Bar None? Like everywhere else in the world, only better.

1. We drink a tree

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Yule Get Drunk

2. We go nativity

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God said, “Let there be Lite.”

3. We get the family Christmas carded

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Mom likes “Do You Hear What I Fear?” Carol prefers “Fuck the Halls”

4. We go bar shopping

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“I’ll take a family-sized buzz, please.”

5. We give the gifts that keep giving up

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Grandma Liks Baking

6. We try to survive the day after

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What A Pisser

7. We bring the Big Man

We also get a visit from Santa Claus, but in the Bar None it’s better because we get more than one.

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‘Twas The Nightmare Of Christmas

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After A Night Out With The Tooth Fairy

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Beard Goggles

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Yo! Ho Ho

Want more holiday spirits? Click here for Posts of Christmas Past

Wait, before you go, wanna see me put the ‘X’ in ‘X-mas’? Click below the belt to get into my drawers because, unlike Christmas, you can come more than once a year.

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Those more interested in candy canes first

Daddy Christmas

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You’ve Been Nice

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You’ve Been Naughty

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For those more interested in ho’ ho’ ho’s, start your engine

Santa Claws

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Sexy Santa’s Helpers Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

From all of me at the Bar None: be good to each other people and have a kick ass 2013.

Want more holiday spirits? Click here for Posts of Christmas Past.

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