Booze Revooze: OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN

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Did you see the date on the poster? March 22, Barmaids and Beerhounds. And what day did i post this bad boy? March 20. Once again they decided to throw this up here in Yeaman before serving it up to a real public. Here’s the screen shot i took with my camera because i know you don’t trust me.

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Ramblings: Die Hardly

Final Proof: 2½ Shots

2 & 1-2 shots

You know how you get drunk at a family reunion? It’s always the same relatives like the stoic ex-cop uncle who drinks almost as much as you and he walks heavily like he’s got the weight of the world on his shoulders when in fact it’s just his huge fucking head, and then you have the standup dad who has a ton of responsibility but smiles shitloads and whatever happens you can be sure he’ll be the one to say grace before you can try the jello shots and over there you have your crazy sister’s latest psycho foreign boyfriend (she just won’t do domestic) who gets fucked up on import ale laced with meth and he starts threatening grandma with a spork until vet cop uncle and pastor dad beat him up then talk him down with too much talk and too much down because even if it was fun at the beginning when the fucker went whack, the rest of the evening is just a lot of drunken boring ass chat and you remember too late that every fucking family reunion is exactly like this and you make a mental note never to put yourself through this shit again but you’ll forget once more as soon as someone mentions free beer. That’s what you’ll be thinking after you see Olympus Has Fallen.

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“Do you want to put the ‘secret’ back in the ‘service’, Timmy?”

I’m going to tell you a secret nobody wants you to know. OHF is a remake of the first Die Hard.

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How does OHF measure up? Not anywhere near as good as the first Die Hard, but streaks in your underwear ahead of the A Good Day to Die Hard.

The problem is that, ironically enough, it starts off  kind of good, like A Good Day To Die Hard because when they do the action it really rocks and rocks hard. But then they decide there aren’t enough clichés (*cough* troubled marriage *cough*) and so they have to go back and it takes a long time for Antoine “Fuck ya” Fuqua to put all of them in (here are some high fives in the control room for you) and he’s so worried about inserting every single last fucking cliché (patriotic speech at the end, anyone?)  he can find that he totally forgets to include some good shit, too.

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Hates it when they wax the front porch

You know how good movie reviewers have started talking about different parts of movies? Well, i’m not good enough to do that yet but i can say without spoiling anything that there are 3 parts and the 2nd one where they take over the White House is cool as fucking hell. Before that? If you want to have a pee and a popcorn and arrive 10 minutes late you won’t miss anything. Seriously, how long does it take to set up what we already know is going to happen because it’s on the fucking poster!?

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“As soon as it’s safe, turn around.”

After they take over the White House and Butler has to go all John McClane on everybody’s ass, “Fuckya” decides he wants to throw more WTF moments than you can count into the mix but i’m not going to go into that here because they include spoilers. Suffice to say, if you want to go home early and read more of my blog, do it—there’s at least as much shit here as there is in the film.

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“No, Ma’am, you don’t understand. It’s not harassment if you’re ugly.”

Buzz Kills (Watch Out for Spoilers)

Sex: 1 Shot

1 shot

Yeah, there was nothing resembling anything sexual in this movie. The closest we get is Secretary of Defense Ruth McMillan (Melissa Leo) in a silk underthing over her bra.

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Oppa Gangbang Style

Other than that, there are some very beautiful women in the movie, but it’s an “action” movie which means men just want to watch other men get hot and sweaty and wrestle with other.

But you know me, and if you don’t i’m the one who invented donner pizza, i’m all about the soft side of life so let’s get started off on that foot right away with both of Radha Mitchell’s soft sides.

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She has the coolest beauty marks on her neck, swear to god. If you want more proof of that, there’s some single shots of her down below in my drawers, just scroll to the end of the post and you’ll find ’em lingering there.

There was also the delicious Angela Basset who played a politician type of woman but i didn’t care about that as much as i cared about this.

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There’s drawer shots of her as well.

Rounding things up, way up, is Ashley Judd who plays the First Lady and when you see these shots, you’ll see why she comes First. Although you probably will. Anyway, get a fill of her here because she’s not in the movie as much as you’d like.

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i also stuffed my drawers with some single shots of her down below, too.

Silken Butterflies

Making an all too brief appearance as “Nurse” is the always lovely Amber Dawn Landrum, who is always as lovely as this:

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Not to mention the amazing Malana Lea, who played Lim, and she was. See?

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A Smoke

Drink: 0

Not a drop.

A Smoke

Rock & Roll: 2½ Shots

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Like i already said, there was lots of cool rock and roll action for the fight scene but before and after that there was just a lot of nothing. And absolutely no rock in the soundtrack. Not even the mandatory single during the credits. The one cliché i don’t mind so much…

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“Sorry, sir, your arm is falling off. Let me get that for you.”

Boring Technical Crap

Written by: Creighton Rothenberger & Katrin Benedikt

Directed by: Antoine Fuqua

Starring

Angela Bassett – Secret Service Director Lynn Jacobs
Melissa Leo – Secretary of Defense Ruth McMillan
Radha Mitchell – Leah
Malana Lea – Lim
Amber Dawn Landrum – Nurse
Gerard Butler – Mike Banning
Aaron Eckhart – President Benjamin Asher
Finley Jacobsen – Connor
Dylan McDermott – Forbes
Rick Yune – Kang
Morgan Freeman – Speaker Trumbull

Bottom Line

If you gotta see it, leave after they kill the South Korean President. If you don’t gotta see it, watch Die Hard instead.

Another Round

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Al K Hall’s Drawers

That’s it for the text, nothing left now but pictures of the hotties.

Angela Basset

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Radha Mitchell

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Ashley Judd

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4 thoughts on “Booze Revooze: OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN

  1. Wow, nice early review, Al!!! Can’t wait to see this myself, because in light of there being no good Die Hard’s at the moment, I’m all for something as cheesy as a Die Hard knock-off to satisfy my lustings….

    Speaking of lust, how the hell did Fuckya get all these hot women into a single film? It’s like a damn fish-fest in here….. Radha Mitchell – God, I’d fall on broken bottles of vodka for that woman.

  2. Ashley Judd, plays first lady, soon to be actual senator from Kentucky (yeah, she was born in Tennessee, but went to school in Kentucky…long story)

    • i’m so glad the States is going to have a senator that, not only would i like to see topless photos, but that i actually have posted topless photos of. Only in America. And pro’lly France, it sounds like a very French thing to have happen.

      Thanks for patronizing me, brother,

      Al K Hall

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