Celebrity Mug Shot: Reese Witherspoon

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Reese Witherspoon Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

What’s worse than being famous? A lot of things are worse than being famous. What’s worse than being drunk? A whole of a lot is worse than being drunk. But what’s worse than being drunk and famous together? Ooh, that’s another drunkalog and if you don’t believe me, i totally understand because i’m one lying somebitch. So you should go ask Reese Witherspoon.

Directly from the Bar None juiced-box (see? there i go lying again) and dedicated to “Peewee” Reese (totally not a lie this time): Destiny’s Child – Say My Name

[Press ‘Play’ for Witherspoon’s “Do you know who I am?” song]

Reese Witherspoon Bar None Dregs Mug Shot

Reese Witherspoon Bar None Mug Shot

Celebrity Dregs

April 22: Reese In Pieces

Here’s what’s not news. Reese Witherspoon’s husband got pulled over for drunk driving. Who the fuck cares? It’s not even Reese’s piece that got arrested herself it’s her goofy ass husband. Only a little more newsy is that she started threatening the officer because she’s famous but you can’t blame her because we all do it (wait, don’t we?). You also can’t blame her that it didn’t work, because every time i tell some cop not to bust me because i’m Reese Witherspoon, he always does anyway.

Reese Witherspoon 00 Bar None Dregs in the Bar None

Reese Witherspoon in the Bar None

Besides, this stopped being news when Reese was all cool and apologized and was really humble and talked about her kids. You know me (and if you don’t, i’m not cleaning that up), as an alcoholic in recovery this kind of share always makes me wet and by ‘wet’ i mean ‘teary’ (perv…it’s the pictures i post of her that make me wet).

Reese Witherspoon 08 Bar None Dregs in the Bar None

Reese Witherspoon in the Bar None

You know what the real news is? Watch that TMZ video up there i stole off of YouTube. Did you see what her husband did there? Exactly! Fucking Nothing! He just stood there with his mouth hanging open while his wife gets taken out like garbage. It was me, i’d be telling her to shut her Reese Witherspoon ass up and sit it back down in the car. Or, and this is only on a good day, i start telling the cop to go back away and easy on my wife or else i’mma barbecue his bacon and eat it while he watches, but jesus, you gotta do something, am i right?

Reese, babe, if you want to be with a real man who’ll stand up for you, call me, you have my number (it’s on the wall of every Ladies Room stall in every police station in Georgia).

Reese Witherspoon 07 Bar None Dregs in the Bar None

Reese Witherspoon in the Bar None

Bar None Dregs

Bet you didn’t know my frenemesis Saint Pauly posted another on of his things that made me smile over at WTF!? (Watch the Film). This time he takes the piss out of The Day.

Or you can find out all about me.

All About Al K Hall

Al K Hall’s Drawers

Sexy Photos of Reese Witherspoon without all the big words

Reese Witherspoon 01 Bar None Dregs downblouse

Reese Witherspoon 02 Bar None Dregs

Reese Witherspoon 03 Bar None Dregs downblouse

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Reese Witherspoon 05 Bar None Dregs

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Didn’t get your fill of the dregs? i keep them on tap right here.

2 thoughts on “Celebrity Mug Shot: Reese Witherspoon

    • How cool is Saint Hippo! i mlay have to do an exposé on him… Thanks for bringing him to my attention, brother.

      And thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

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