[Press ‘Play’ for Kylie Minogue playing “Drunk” from her album…Impossible Princess.]
The Harry Prince continues his glorious rise to the bottom. His grace has already graced the Bar None with his drunken antics and he assures me that we can continue to count on his patronage. He’s told me this in person, through the choice of his new princess consort: Cressida Bonas.
(Note that “Bonas” is UK-speak for “Boners”. As in, “Prince Harry should marry Cressida and take her name so people would call him, “Harry Bone-ahs”.)
The best part about her apart from everything else is that she’s a party animal just like his High – ness.
Just recently they have been seen
But don’t take my word for it…pictures drink louder than words.
Evidence Cressida is a LUSH (Bar None slang for Lesbian Until Sober Honey).
And here’s Cressida making one of her favorite Drunken English scenes.
She’s a Princess of Darkness on her way to becoming Queen of the Night.
Bar None Dregs
Am i an asshole?
You know me (and if you don’t, you’ll probably answer the ‘asshole’ question wrong), i’m a sensitive mother fucker.
Case in point, i recently came across this video on YouTube and it seriously moved me.
Jillian Jensen, the young lady singing, was bullied for years in her school and this passionate performance grew out of that pain. [For the complete story behind this performance, follow this link.]
Now, the Bar None has always been a No H8R zone, and this video as forced me to declare the premises a Bully Free zone as well. The problem is, i’m trying to decide what constitutes bullying, so i’m asking for your help.
Your answers will help me decide who and what i write about in the dregs coming up.
Saint Pauly over at WTF!? Watch the Film has been keeping busy with his reviews as funny as old meat smells.
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