Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards VOTE HERE

Bar-Win Awards 2013 Bar None Wallpaper (AlKHall Bar None)

Bar-Win Awards 2013 Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

All last week i posted the best of the worst, those 6 people who make drinking look bad. Oh sure, we’ve all been stupid drunk before but not this fucking stupid. Not so stupid our genes need to be eliminated from the gene pool so we don’t pass the stupid on to future generations.

You know me, and if you don’t then pass the buck, i’m incapable of making anything, especially anything that even remotely smells like a decision, so ima pass the buck back to you and ask y’all to do the choosing for me.

i’m going to call it when we get to 20 votes or the BarWin Awards for 2014, whichever comes.

If you’re memory is shorter than my attention span, these are the 6 candidates for the 2013 BarWin Awards (the Darwin Awards for Drunks). Click on the Title for each Can-idate to read about them or just look at the pictures and vote away.

Can-idate #1

Used 2014-01-06 BarWin Awards Can 1 02 (AlKHall Bar None Bar-Win Awards)

Guy who impaled himself scaling an open gate

Can-idate #2

Guy who castrated himself having sex with a broken bottle

Guy who castrated himself having sex with a broken bottle

Can-didate #3

Used 2014-01-08 BarWin Awards Can 3 02 (AlKHall Bar None Bar-Win Awards)

Girl who tried to drunk drive her getaway on a Power Wheels truck

Can-didate #4

Used 2014-01-09 BarWin Awards Can 4 02 (AlKHall Bar None Bar-Win Awards)

Guy who kidnapped himself

Can-didate #5

Used 2014-01-09 BarWin Awards Can 5 02 (AlKHall Bar None Bar-Win Awards)

Guy who got in a *fucking* drunk driving accident

Can-didate #6

Used 2014-01-09 BarWin Awards Can 6 02 (AlKHall Bar None Bar-Win Awards)

Drunk girl who called 911 to report drunk people in a bar

Used 2014-01-13 BarWin Awards Too Much Stupid (AlKHall Bar None Bar-Win Awards)

Click here for a complete list of the Can-idates