Dregs of the Week: Drunk in an Elevator

Cara Delevingne 2014-05-12 Bar None Kissing Wallpaper

Cara Delevingne Kissing Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

From the juiced-box and dedicated to Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Upton and Cara Delevignge…

Aerosmith – Love in an Elevator

[Press ‘Play’ for “Drunk in an elevator / Throwing it up after tossing it down…“]

Have you ever played that game, “If you could invite any 5 living people to a dinner party, who would it be?” Well, imagine you play that game, and then those 5 people ended up having dinner together. Freaky, right?

You know me (and if you don’t, you ought to know better), i’m not as intelligent as you, so i don’t play that game. When it’s not with myself, i play  “What four people would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?” After years of perfecting my selection, i came up with the definitive list of four people i want to be stuck in an elevator with and it’s this:

  1. Cara Delevingne (because she’s on every list i’ve ever invented ever)
  2. Zooey Deschanel
  3. Kate Upton
  4. Reese Witherspoon (i bumped off Jesus to include her)

All drunk, of course.

Even more surprising than the perfection of this list is the fact that it all came true, even the drunk part. Here’s the video proof of that.

That vid is also all the proof i need to know that Reese Witherspoon doesn’t read my blog. i already said once in a post where i talked about Cara Delevingne being a LUSH (Lesbian Until Sober Honey), that the correct pronunciation of her name is “Car-ah De La Vagina“. Well, Reese was unaware so when she met Cara, hilarity ensued when she tried to pronounce Cara’s name. Also because she was drunk.

Reese Witherspoon 07 Drinking Problem (AlKHall Bar None)-001

Speaking of her name, here’s a sound bite of Cara pronouncing the alternate, non “de la vagina” version of her name:

i have also come to the official conclusion that Cara Delevingne is not a L.U.S.H., but a young girl playing with the notion of bisexuality and everything else she can get her hands on. i do have photographic proof of that as well, of course.

Cara Delevingne 06 she goes both ways (AlKHall Bar None)

Cara Delevingne goes both ways

Anyway, there’s tons of NSFW shots of this hot mess at the very bottom of these dregs.

Have you thanked your booze today?

Bar None Dregs

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All About Al K Hall

WTF!?

From simple fan to simpleton blogger, my pupee, my mental, my proto-gay Saint Pauly’s website is building an audience in its own right. Let’s face it, he’s funnier than i am and i’m not just saying that because his WTF!? website is taking off and i have to stay on his good side.

Check out this review of another hot bisexual, if you don’t believe me.

WTF!? Review of Amber Heard in “All the Boys Love Mandy Lane”

Al K Hall’s Drawers

What follows is NSFW. You’ve been warned, and you shouldn’t be reading the above shit at work anyway.

Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne 01 nip slip (AlKHall Bar None) Cara Delevingne 02 nip slip (AlKHall Bar None) Cara Delevingne 03 nip slip (AlKHall Bar None) Cara Delevingne 04 (AlKHall Bar None) Cara Delevingne 05 (AlKHall Bar None) Cara Delevingne 07 (AlKHall Bar None)

Cara Delevingne 08 in the Bar None with Rihanna (AlKHall Bar None)

Cara Delevingne in the Bar None with Rihanna

Cara Delevingne 09 in the Bar None (AlKHall Bar None)

Cara Delevingne in the Bar None (AlKHall Bar None)

Kate Upton

Kate Upton 01 (Bar None AlKHall) Kate Upton 02 nip slip (Bar None AlKHall)

Kate Upton 03 see through (Bar None AlKHall)

Kate Upton 04 AssAssin Panties (Bar None AlKHall)

Kate Upton AssAssin Panties

Kate Upton 05 nip slip (Bar None AlKHall) Kate Upton 06 (Bar None AlKHall) Kate Upton 07 see through (Bar None AlKHall) Kate Upton 08 (Bar None AlKHall) Kate Upton 09 in the Bar None (Bar None AlKHall)

 

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel 01 (Bar None AlKHall) Zooey Deschanel 02 (Bar None AlKHall) Zooey Deschanel 03 (Bar None AlKHall) Zooey Deschanel 04 (Bar None AlKHall) Zooey Deschanel 05 (Bar None AlKHall) Zooey Deschanel 06 (Bar None AlKHall) Zooey Deschanel 07 (Bar None AlKHall)

Zooey Deschanel 08 in the Bar None (Bar None AlKHall)

Zooey Deschanel in the Bar None

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon 01 (AlKHall Bar None) Reese Witherspoon 02 (AlKHall Bar None) Reese Witherspoon 03 (AlKHall Bar None) Reese Witherspoon 04 (AlKHall Bar None)

Reese Witherspoon 05 in the Bar None (AlKHall Bar None)

Reese Witherspoon in the Bar None

Reese Witherspoon 06 in the Bar None (AlKHall Bar None)

Reese Witherspoon in the Bar None (AlKHall Bar None)

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