October 2014 Dregs of the Week: Taylor Swift is a LUSH

Karlie Kloss Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the shot for a wallpaper (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Karlie Kloss Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

Most definitely not from the juiced-box, here’s a song i’m dedicating to Karlie Kloss from Taylor Swift…who’s performing at a Victoria’s Secret show.

Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble

Celebrity Dregs

October 30: Taylor Swift and the NBA (No Boys Allowed)

LUSH. If you don’t know what this stands for, you’ll fall for anything. LUSH is the Bar None acronym for Lesbian Until Sober Honey and i’m not saying Taylor Swift is a LUSH, i’m saying i hope she is or at least that she’ll take pictures of her trying to be.

Michelle Rodriguez, Cara Delevignge, Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift (AlKHall Bar None)

Kind of like Cara Delevingne did with Michele Rodriguez. In fact, there are more similarities than you might realize.

Like Cara and a Taylor were both photographed drinking alcohol. In the company of another woman. At a basketball game. The only difference is that Taylor was drinking with a beautiful woman, and Cara was with Michelle Rodriguez. Still, since Cara and Michelle broke up, maybe Taylor can score with Cara on the rebound. There’s a match-up that would start me dribbling.

Taylor’s date was Karlie “Lip” Kloss, a hot lingerie model and my investigative journalism skills once again paid off once again because i figured out how they hooked up. And Cara Delevignge is the missing link. Check it out.

[Proof of my famous investigative journalism skillz: Justin Bieber kills a man, Kim Kardashian has a dwarf baby]

Cara is a model alcoholic and she had a few drinks with Lip Kloss which got Kloss all wet and shiny. But then Cara found Michelle, which left Karlie high and not dry at all but still wet and shiny. So Karlie went out and found herself her own, next-better thing: Tay-Tay. Ta-da!

There’s more shots of Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss in my drawers at the bottom of this post. Just keep scrolling down ’til you start getting warmer.

October 31 2014: Chelsea Out-of-Handler

You know me (and if you don’t, i wouldn’t be the first), i don’t give a shit about politics and shit like that. i’m just happy sitting here making you happy, but something other than me came across my desk the other day and i feel compelled to share it with you.

 Chelsea Handler in the Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the shot for a wallpaper (AlKHall Dregs Bar None)

Chelsea Handler in the Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

American comic Chelsea Handler posted a picture of herself naked on top of a horse because Putin did. Except Chelsea didn’t do it to prove her boobs were as big as the Great Outhouse, but to protest the fact he can show his nipples and she can’t.

Chelsea Handler 01 v Putin (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Chelsea Handler v Putin: Who’d you rather?

Now i like causes as much as the next guy, if the next guy is passed out in a pool of his own vomit at a I-don’t-care-about-causes bar. But if there’s one cause i’m willing to stand up for, it’s Free the Nipple. Now, don’t be confused like me and think the cause is to give free nipples to every one, because that would so rock hard, but it’s almost as good because they want chicks, sorry, girls to be able to show their nipples all over the place like men, except so much fucking hotter.

To prove i’m way cooler than Instagram, who censored her photo, i’m going to post the full original shot because i’m all about the political aspect of this and defending rights and equality and feminism and shit. Here at the Bar None, we’re Instagraphic:

Chelsea Handler 04 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)


BTW, to keep the protest going, here’s another shot Chelsea posted on Instagram. Hell, i’m just happy to be here and help out. Fight the Power.

Chelsea Handler 03 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Bar None Dregs

If you think this website is funny, you’re right. But also pretty funny is this guy over at WTF!? (Watch the Film).

123 WTF!? (Watch the Film)

Click on the logo for the laughs

As for me, go here for a complete list of all my websites on one page so you don’t miss out on any of my shit. All About Al K Hall

What follows is just sexy shots of the girls. Read on at your own risk because it’s even not safe for worker than the shit you just read.

Al K Hall’s Drawers

Karlie Kloss

Karlie Kloss 01 see through (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Karlie Kloss 02 see through (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Karlie Kloss 03 side boob (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Karlie Kloss 04 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Karlie Kloss 05 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Karlie Kloss 06 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Karlie Kloss 07 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Karlie Kloss 08 in the Bar None (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Karlie Kloss in the Bar None

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift 01 side boob (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Taylor Swift 02 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs) Taylor Swift 03 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Didn’t get your fill of the dregs? i keep them on tap right here.

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