20 All-You-Can-Eat Vodkas

2014-11-20 Vodka dinnerAfter the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right?

The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, but does that mean we have to stop enjoying vodka at all hours of the day? Fuck no!

Below you’ll find a selection of flavored vodkas you can have for any meal…dessert included.

As an alcoholic in recovery, i haven’t tried any of these but i’ll probably go off the wagon when they invent Cara Delevingne’s panties vodka (distill my beating heart).

That said, i’d love to hear from you in the tip jar (comments) if you’ve ever been brave enough to sample one of these. Which one did you try and what did you think?

To get you in the mood, from the juiced box, i give you: The Whiskey Bards – Drinking Man’s Diet

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Vodka 00 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

17 Vodkas You Will Eat Up

1. Breakfast Vodkas

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day. Most alcoholics recommend a hearty drink before braving the world outdoors. For those of you who want a big breakfast drunk, try

  • Maple bacon (WTF!?) vodka
  • Blueberry pancake vodka
  • Waffle vodka

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If you’re one of those who doesn’t like big breakfasts, not to worry. What about Fruit Loop vodka?

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You could even drink it out of a bowl

Still too much? How ’bout just a little bite on your way out the door.

Vodka 02 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Drunken Donuts

2. Lunch Vodkas

Busy at the office and looking for something to take the edge off? Try this blast from the past: PB&J vodka.

Vodka 05 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

No crusts and everything

Want to give that sammich a little kick?

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How to get pickled

Maybe you need something that’ll burn a little more going down.

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Burns going both in and out

Not spicy enough? No problem, i got some Jalpeño vodka for you.

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Burns both going down and coming up

To be sure you stay healthy, don’t forget to drink a little fruit. (Salty Watermelon? WTF!?)

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Seedless

3. Dinner vodkas

A three-course meal is the perfect way to finish off the day if you’re still standing.

Starting with the appetizer… Scorpion vodka

Vodka 10 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Careful, it’ll sting

Then there’s Salmon vodka for the main course…

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Fishy

For dessert, we got a choice.

  • Cake vodka
  • Pumpkin pie vodka
  • Cupcake vodka
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Just Desserts

Wait, what, you want whipped cream with that?

Vodka 13 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

Finally, something to wash it all down.

Vodka 14 (AlKHall Bar None Dregs)

How many shots?

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Are you glad i didn’t post this as a slideshow and make you go through each bottle one at a time? You could always thank me by…uhm, i don’t know… sharing this.

What about you? Have you tried any of these? Leave a comment below and let us know what you thought.

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