As you may have heard, a group of fanatic assholes attacked a French satirical newspaper, killing thirteen people, including four cartoonists who had made jokes about Islam and Muhammad. As someone who has a passing acquaintance with satire, this made me hopping muham-mad.
But then i realized, Jesus! Because the cartoonists were martyred, they have the right to go to heaven and get 72 virgins! This is a Bar None sedition of what that looks like.
First, however, from the juiced-box and dedicated to the martyrs of freedom of speech: Guns ‘n’ Roses – Paradise City