Hell Just Thawed

You know how i stopped writing this blog when Hell froze over because that was the only way i’d ever leave the Bar None? Well, Hell must’ve just thawed because there is only one convergence of events that would’ve ever got me back here and against all the odds and ends, the stars miraculously aligned. […]

Edge of Tomorrow 05 (AlKHall Booze Revooze Bar None)

0-5 Shots: Edge of Tomorrow

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Willy Moon – Railroad Track [Press ‘Play’ for a cool ass song played in the background during a barracks’ scene, i think] Ramblings: Groundhog War Final Proof: 4 Shots You know how you get drunk in a video game? You want to be a player so you get turned on and then […]

Dregs of the Week: Drunk in an Elevator

From the juiced-box and dedicated to Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Upton and Cara Delevignge… Aerosmith – Love in an Elevator [Press ‘Play’ for “Drunk in an elevator / Throwing it up after tossing it down…“] Have you ever played that game, “If you could invite any 5 living people to a dinner party, who would […]

Booze Revooze: Machete Kills

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Tito Tarantula – Machete Main Title Theme [Press ‘Play’ to spice up this review] Don’t you hate it when a new post comes out on some famous blog and assholes all over the world rush to comment just one word? FIRST! Silly assholes, that’s what cellphone cameras are for. Here’s […]

Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THOR

[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: The Foo Fighters – Walk [Press ‘Play’ for a cool rock song they tacked on during the end credits to have something cool for the soundtrack] Check out the date on the poster. May 6, 2011. […]

10 Celebrities i Wanna Party With (A Top 10 Lips)

My fellow alcoholics, your Functional Alcoholic Slurperson here, addressing members of the D-Generation (that’s ‘D’rinking-Generation for those of y’all new to Degeneration). Thanks for stopping by, nice to see all you D.R.I.N.K.E.R.s (Drunks Really Involved Now Known as Exiles Reunited) here. A little update on my personal sitch before we get to the goodies and if you don’t give […]

Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE TOWN

[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Slaine – I Ain’t Done Press ‘Play’ for a song that wasn’t really in the movie. i’m kinda only half cheating through because Slaine performs other songs on the soundtrack that i can’t find anywhere. Plus he’s also in the […]