Added to the Self-Unemployed page.
If you don’t mind, let me know which of these you prefer and i’ll make it the official entry to the Photos: Self Unemployed page.
Currently Drinking: Water. Fortunately, i didn’t go back out yesterday because i was on call for work today and sure enough, got called in.
Hangover Forecast: Sunny. Just water today, a dry day…
Currently Drinking: Water. (i had a bottle of Bourdeaux at lunch but quit after that ’cause i have the kids tonight.)
Hangover Forecast: Clear skies, as i quit earlier in the day and resisted the temptation to make a run before dinner.
i found the end of the rainbow this morning. Man, was i disappointed…
Currently Drinking: Sauvignon blanc… Only 1/4 of a bottle left 😦
Hangover Forecast: Hazy. i’ll finish the bottle plus tonight’s wine isnt mixing so well with the three glasses of red i had at lunch (which already had issues mixing with last night’s bottle of white)… But i do get to sleep in until 9:30 tomorrow morning.
i’m thinking about a career change…
My ideal job has flexible hours; waking up when i want, taking a nap if the mood strikes me, finishing when i feel like it… i won’t even have to shower or shave. Or wash my clothes.
My new career involves an office outdoors with a nice view of the street. Or a park. Or the underside of a bridge.
i’ll work exclusively for tips but i won’t have to serve people. Passersby would just give me money for no damn reason.
Even better, i’ll have 365 days a year of vacation! And i’ll be my own boss.
While no experience is necessary, i have years of on (and off) the job training so i’m more than qualified. The real perk of the position, though, is that not only is drinking on the job authorized, it’s required!
Yeah, i’m gonna change jobs.
Currently Drinking: Water, though i had four glasses of table red at lunch:
Hangover Forecast: i sweated out all the alcohol i drank earlier in the day…