After the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right?
The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, but does that mean we have to stop enjoying vodka at all hours of the day? Fuck no!
Below you’ll find a selection of flavored vodkas you can have for any meal…dessert included.
As an alcoholic in recovery, i haven’t tried any of these but i’ll probably go off the wagon when they invent Cara Delevingne’s panties vodka (distill my beating heart).
That said, i’d love to hear from you in the tip jar (comments) if you’ve ever been brave enough to sample one of these. Which one did you try and what did you think?
To get you in the mood, from the juiced box, i give you: The Whiskey Bards – Drinking Man’s Diet
17 Vodkas You Will Eat Up
1. Breakfast Vodkas
Breakfast is the most important drink of the day. Most alcoholics recommend a hearty drink before braving the world outdoors. For those of you who want a big breakfast drunk, try
- Maple bacon (WTF!?) vodka
- Blueberry pancake vodka
- Waffle vodka
If you’re one of those who doesn’t like big breakfasts, not to worry. What about Fruit Loop vodka?
Still too much? How ’bout just a little bite on your way out the door.
2. Lunch Vodkas
Busy at the office and looking for something to take the edge off? Try this blast from the past: PB&J vodka.
Want to give that sammich a little kick?
Maybe you need something that’ll burn a little more going down.
Not spicy enough? No problem, i got some Jalpeño vodka for you.
To be sure you stay healthy, don’t forget to drink a little fruit. (Salty Watermelon? WTF!?)
3. Dinner vodkas
A three-course meal is the perfect way to finish off the day if you’re still standing.
Starting with the appetizer… Scorpion vodka
Then there’s Salmon vodka for the main course…
For dessert, we got a choice.
- Cake vodka
- Pumpkin pie vodka
- Cupcake vodka
Wait, what, you want whipped cream with that?
Finally, something to wash it all down.
Are you glad i didn’t post this as a slideshow and make you go through each bottle one at a time? You could always thank me by…uhm, i don’t know… sharing this.
What about you? Have you tried any of these? Leave a comment below and let us know what you thought.